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Pathan ki qabar mein pehli raat 72 farishte aye

Pathan sms Pathan ki qabar mein pehli raat 72 farishte aye 2 farishta sawal puch rahay thay aur baqi 70 . .,., .,- . . .,, ...., ...,., ,, ,,-, ...:-( ........ .. pathan ko sawal samjha rahay thay.

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Relationship with a good person is like a sugarcane.

Anmol Moti sms Relationship with a good person is like a sugarcane. You break it, crush it, squeeze it, even beat and grind it, still U will get only sweetness...!:-P Gud mrng

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Entire Water of Sea Can’t Sink A Ship

Quotes sms Entire Water of Sea Can't Sink A Ship Unless It Gets Inside The Ship. Similarly Negtivity of World Cn't Put Us Down Unless We Allow It To Gt Inside Us!

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Zuban ki hifazat dolat se ziada mushkil hy

Anmol Moti sms Zuban ki hifazat dolat se ziada mushkil hy Ksi k mu pr bezzati krna use Qatal kr dene k mutradif hy Ghareeb logo pr ehsan kro q k ghareeb hony me wqt nhi lgta Agr ibadat nhi kr skty to...

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Uff Ye angrez ;) Ye “Alif-Bay-Pay” k0

Jokes sms Uff Ye angrez . Ye "Alif-Bay-Pay" k0 . "A t0 Z" kehte hain, . . Hum ink0 Pagal aur ye humein Mad kehte hain, . . Jeeti jaagti Ammi k0 Mummy Aur Zinda Baap k0 Dad kehte hain, . . Kitne pagal...

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Pathan ki maa kehti hai: apne sasural me hr bat

Pathan sms Pathan ki maa kehti hai: apne sasural me hr bat "BARHA CHARHA" k krna take sasural walon pe tra ROUB rahe, Pthan sasral pohncha saas ny pocha Texi me aiy ho? Pthan:nhe Halicoptr mein...

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Mera dil chahta hy apko wo cheez khilaoon jo ap ne kabi nahe khai.

Funny sms Mera dil chahta hy apko wo cheez khilaoon jo ap ne kabi nahe khai., Jese.. Mirch ka laddoo Mooli ka kastard Chaye k sath piyaz Angoor ki karhai Garam misalay ka sharbat battakh ka anda...

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Mri mohabbato ka us pr koi asar nai

Jokes sms Mri mohabbato ka us pr koi asar nai "faraz" Jb b milti hy yahi kehti hy,"tm wohi hona jsne class 2 me pishi kr di thi" ('_') <))>btameez bholi _/|_nai

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Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef main aey Dost

Funny Poetry sms Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef main aey Dost,,, Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz Lafz...

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Imam Zain-ul-Aabidin Aksar Dua Mangnay Se Pehle Farmatay thay:

Dua sms Imam Zain-ul-Aabidin Aksar Dua Mangnay Se Pehle Farmatay thay: "Ae Khuda! Mein Tujh Se Dua Sirf Is Liye Mangta Hoon K Ye Tera Hukam Hai Warna Mein Kon Hota Hoon Tujhe Mashwara Dene Wala K Mere...

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Jo Aana Chaho Hazaar Rastay,

Rain sms Jo Aana Chaho Hazaar Rastay, Na Aana Chaho To Uzar hzaron Mizaaj Barham, Taveel Rasta, Barsati Barish, Kharab Mosam Happi rainy day

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TU muje fajar or asar ki namaz k baad thori dair yad kar lia kar

Namaz sms Allah Pak farmate hen TU muje fajar or asar ki namaz k baad thori dair yad kar lia kar, tere tamam kamo ki zimedari meri hai Aur namazo ki pabandi kijy.duao me sidra ko yad rakhy ga Gud...

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What Is Husband ? Jo har bat par ap ko tok tok kar ap

Husband sms What Is Husband ? Jo har bat par ap ko tok tok kar ap ki har adat badal day or 2 saal bad kahe Ab tm pehlay jesi nhi rahi:-D:-(;->:-)

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Aaj ki Piyar Dua

Funny sms *.AAJ KI.*. .*.PIYARI DUA.*. ..... YA ALLAH ..... Koi galti sy mery Number py balance send kr dy. AAMEEN.

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Fazl-e-Khuda ka saya tum pr rhay hamesha

Dua sms Fazl-e-Khuda ka saya tum pr rhay hamesha Her shab bakhair guzray, her din rahe Mubarik

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Ajab tarha ke laug baste hain tere shehar mein FARAZ

Faraz Poetry sms Ajab tarha ke laug baste hain tere shehar mein FARAZ Mitt jate hain Ana mein magar MOHABBAT nahin kerte

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badalti ratoon se ghabra ker

Sad Poetry sms badalti ratoon se ghabra ker ansoon se tang aa ker ik roz main ne apne saray dukh apney kamary ki dewaaroon se keh dalay ab main sota rehta hoon dewarain roti rehti hain

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Bohat he maan hai tum par

Wafa Poetry sms "Suno" Bohat he maan hai tum par suno paas-e-wafa rakhna sabi se tum milo lekin zara sa faasla rakhna wo saray wal k lamhein tum ankhon mein saja kar rakhna abi imkaan baqi hai abi lab...

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1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga or chirya ko maronga!”

Doctors sms 1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha "Ghulail bnaoun ga or chirya ko maronga!" 1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye or uska elaj ho gaya, Dr: AB KYA KROGY? Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon...

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Tu mehnat kar mehnat da sila jane khuda jane

Saraiki sms Tu mehnat kar mehnat da sila jane khuda jane Tu diva baal ke rakh cha hawa jane khuda jane Khaza da khof ta maali koon buzdal kar nai sakda Chaman abad rakh bad e saba jane khuda jane...

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