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If you have Food in your Fridge,

Islamic sms If you have Food in your Fridge, Clothes to Wear, A Roof over your head & A Place to Sleep, You are RICHER than 75% of the ENTIRE WORLD!! If you have Money in your Wallet, A Little...

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Sorry ap ki nend distrb ki

Good Night sms Sorry ap ki nend distrb ki Lekin kia kron abi abi ALLAMA IQBAL mere khwab me aye or kaha "Soi Hui Qaom Ko Jaga 2" Or khud silent lga kr so jao. "G00D NIGHT"

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Wohi Raaton ki bedaari hai ab tak

Sad Poetry sms Wohi Raaton ki bedaari hai ab tak Tamanna ka safar Jaari hai ab tak Khayal_e_zabt aur tark_e_talluq Yehi pathar bohat bhari hai ab tak Akeli Chandni Raaton main dil ko Sulag uthney ki...

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Agr koi apko acha lgta hy to Acha wo ni ap ho

Ashfaq Ahmed writer sms Great Scholar Ashfaq Ahmad writes in book "zavyia" Agr koi apko acha lgta hy to Acha wo ni ap ho Q k ap usme Achai talsh krty ho Agr koi apko bura lgta hy to jnty ho bura wo ni...

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Mehak jata hai dil uski khushbo se

Misleading sms Mehak jata hai dil uski khushbo se Mere hont jaise hi usay cho lain Raat ki tareeki ho ya din ka ujaala . . . . . . . Naaz Pan Masala : . Naaz Pan Masala : Tm log to na. Har waqt...

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So rha ho kya? Ankhain kholo

Insult sms (-,-) /= / So rha ho kya? Ankhain kholo (-,@) / = / 1 nhi dosri b kholo (@,@) / = / ShaBasH So jao tm ne uth k konsa teer marna hai. Good morning..@@

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Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ May Höon ZARDARI

Zardari sms .  ((((  .   )))) ((( @) (@ ))) (((( <._.> )))) (((( ,---, ))))) Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ ::May Höon ZARDARI:: Amarica ka pujari. Pakistan main la ilaj bimari. Dunya ka sab se bara bhikari....

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Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar’s Textile Mill “Galaxy Textile Jhang”

Public sms Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar's Textile Mill " Galaxy Textile Jhang " has defaulted Electricity Bill by Rs. 67700000 i.e. Nearly 70 million rupees. This huge amount has been put on...

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he Only One Who Guaranteed Not To Break Your Heart

Anmol Moti sms The Only One Who Guaranteed Not To Break Your Heart Is The One Who Made It...!!!

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dil se aapko Good Morning

Good Morning sms A.A .::ΞΞΞ:. . .:ΞΞΞ::. "ΞΞΞΞ:::::ΞΞΞΞ" .   ":ΞΞΞΞΞΞΞ:" .     ":ΞΞΞΞ:" .          '''.''' DIL SE .-"'-. ( '.' ) Aapko (,,)(,,) "***Good***" "***Morning***"

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Good Morning sms, Have a nice day

Picture sms (¯`v´¯) `·.¸.·´ Good ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ornig Have a Nice Day!

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mirror is my best friend, because when i cry it never laughs

Quotes sms Very short but very truthful lines by charlie Chaplin: mirror is my best friend, because when i cry it never laughs.

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Sardar chori ke ilzam me pkra gaya.

Sardar sms Sardar chori ke ilzam me pkra gaya. Gaon walo ne monh kala kar k gadhe pe bitha dia, gali mein se guzar raha tha k us ki bivi dekh k roney lgi... Sardar bivi se: Aeven kamli na ban. . Ja ja...

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What is the Colour of Frequency?

What is the Colour of Frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time means 1/sec 1sec = Ek Pal 1/Pal= Per Pal Per Pal= PURPLE..! PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

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Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aagaye Hain Badal, Wah wah wah.. Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aagaye Hain Badal, . . . Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

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Qudrat Ne Aurat ko Haseen Banaya

Qudrat Ne Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!! Khubsurti Di.. Hirni Si Aankhein.. Resham Se Baal.. Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont.. Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya.. Phir Zaban Di: Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

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Mujhe awaz de lena

Muje awaz de lena Kabi icecream lao to Kabi murghi pkao to Mujhe awaz de lena wallet men maal ziada ho Jo shopping ka irada ho Muje awaz de lena Tumhare dress unfit ho Make up ki extra kit ho Mujhe...

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Pas Aa Zara Dil ki bat btaon tuj ko

Urdu Poetry sms Pas Aa Zara Dil ki bat btaon tuj ko Kese dharkta ha dil awaz sunaon tuj ko Aa k tu dekh le dil pe likha ha naam tera Agr kehta ha to dil cheer k dikhaon tuj ko Jitna jalaya ha tune...

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NAMAZ Ko Chorna ALLAH Ko Naraz Krna Hy

Namaz sms NAMAZ Ko Chorna ALLAH Ko Naraz Krna Hy. FAJR 6 Mint ZUHAR 15 Mint ASAR 8 Mint MAGHRIB 10 Mint ISHAA 18 Mint Total 57 Mint hn? 80% log is msg ko frwrd nahi krte. ALLAH TAALA frmata hy, Agr...

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ایک چرسی نے دوستوں کی دعوت کا پروگرام بنایا

Jokes sms ایک چرسی نے دوستوں کی دعوت کا پروگرام بنایا رات کو گھر سے بکری چوری کی اور خوب دعوت کی صبح جب گھر پھنچا تو بکری گھر میں تھی بیوی سے پوچھا بکری کہاں سےآئی ھے. بیوی بولی بکری کو گولی مارو یہ...

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